Here in the UK we have what I guess you have to call a ‘magazine’ show, every weekday evening at 7pm.

‘The One Show’ truly is TV for the vacant. Presenters and guests twiddle on, laughing at nothing, telling us how amazin it is, roughly every minute.

Faces assume stern, concerned and serious bit comes on ‘we want to say a big thank you, to Sue, of Barnsley, who for the last 309 years has fed her wheelchair bound step-son through a straw attached to a giant JCB digger, amazin”

I counted how many times I heard ‘Amazin’ in half an hour (I know, I know, I’m hurting myself) – 28 bloody times.