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England? We have a problem.

A lot of head-scratching going on.

“Why are the Tories still in power?” “Why is Johnson still PM?”

Well, here are the answers.  You and I, if we were honest, probably did a few visits during COVID lockdown, or at least considered it.

Party gate is as boring as fuck, but that’s not the big reason.

The thing is, England now houses a very high proportion of CHANCERS and they adore fellow Chancers. Some are tattooed thugs, whilst others wear suits inside their Audis or Mercs.  Many are private landlords, some are Company Directors, Land-owners but out on the street – many are Construction guys, barbers, estate agents – so, so many.  So, so many more than even fifteen years ago.  Born Tories

And they’ll ALL grab any chance to circumvent rules, to gently, or brazenly cheat, to park on pavements, use disabled spaces in Supermarkets, withhold deposits, over-charge, make false claims, push in, piss about, shout.  Just DO IT, do it for YOU, fuck everyone else, fuck society, fuck the community, fuck the Greater Good.

They’re all CHANCERS.  And they feel a kindred spirit in Boris Johnson .

Pegasus & Social Media blackouts

Here’s one for you conspiracy babes out there in Electric Land.com: funny how UK’s Panorama is airing the research of 400 International journalists, seeking the truth behind Cash-for-the-ear-of-a-Policy-maker, hidden funding, hidden alliances, offshore tax havens etc etc etc, then THE MOST VOCAL of international public forums – ALL OF THEM become magically unavailable to share thoughts, responses, ideas. Good eh?

New names2

Here in the UK there’s a favoured dish for using leftover vegetables and potatoes from Xmas, and frying them into a savoury ‘pudding’ nick-named “Bubble and Squeak”.

Lendita may well have misheard the family’s original conversation, past Boxing days – so announced today she was preparing “Bubble and Squeeze”.

And you know she’s right, because you mash it all down -effectively you squeeze it all together.

So there it is – feel free to appropriate – Bubble & Squeeze.