Fantastic amounts of RAM are now available on some of the cheapest phones, and, just as with PCs over the years, all it’s doing is enabling App makers to produce unnecessarily bloated programs on a phone that runs no faster.

Super fast charging will mean you’re frying that battery to death in a year or two. And what’s with these batteries? 4500, 5000 MilliAmp? The Phone STILL only lasts a day – just as it did with smaller batteries and less crap running in the background, with lighter OS,’s.

Again, as PCs did, phones sport a minimum 128Gb storage, many twice that, some 4 or 8 times that – for what? And if you’re backing up to The Cloud then the storage facility that actually isn’t a cloud needs more capacity, more cooling, soaking up enough power – keeping your cat photos as a small city could use keeping it’s humans warm!

Pissing against the wind.