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At least SOMEONE has the measure of the Tories
Healy said there was a “stark contrast between the true culture of the company and that set out in” its anti-money laundering policies.
One down, a few hundred to go, methinks.

So embroiled in their Neoliberal beliefs, the party of the Death Star look toward further madness as a way of hanging on to power.
Yet I hold one trauma. The machinery that delivered the lies, the mind-bending, the chaos to a stupid majority in 2016 still exists.
I fear, I truly fear that despite this past month of political calamity, too many thin witted, near-sighted, gullible, plain nasty voters will swallow hook, line & stinker whatever crap the right-wing press and Tory marketing machine spews up.
If that happens, this will be the final decade the UK can ever hold its head high. A labour/lib/greens coalition could save our Bacon, just . . . .
Ahhh Serena, now the multi-multi-multi millionaire can finally give in and concentrate on her family. By god it must’ve been utterly tortuous, those many years of fame and first-class treatment.
How many generations must pass before we understand that global Food and Water sharing is the only sustainable future for the planet?


A lot of head-scratching going on.
“Why are the Tories still in power?” “Why is Johnson still PM?”
Well, here are the answers. You and I, if we were honest, probably did a few visits during COVID lockdown, or at least considered it.
Party gate is as boring as fuck, but that’s not the big reason.
The thing is, England now houses a very high proportion of CHANCERS and they adore fellow Chancers. Some are tattooed thugs, whilst others wear suits inside their Audis or Mercs. Many are private landlords, some are Company Directors, Land-owners but out on the street – many are Construction guys, barbers, estate agents – so, so many. So, so many more than even fifteen years ago. Born Tories
And they’ll ALL grab any chance to circumvent rules, to gently, or brazenly cheat, to park on pavements, use disabled spaces in Supermarkets, withhold deposits, over-charge, make false claims, push in, piss about, shout. Just DO IT, do it for YOU, fuck everyone else, fuck society, fuck the community, fuck the Greater Good.
They’re all CHANCERS. And they feel a kindred spirit in Boris Johnson .

This week’s whizzo wheeze from the Blonde Cunt seems a trifle er . . . Odd.
Surely if 52% of the population voted for Brexit – that very same proportion of the UK population are really going to struggle with the maths involved?