Eurovision 2015

eurovision 2015

Watching the Eurovision last night, Mel Giedroyc and Scott Mills started out with the usual (and plentiful) sarcastic remarks about anything vaguely ‘European’ .

Getting hot under the collar at home, I dialled-up the Eurovision 2015 semi-final Facebook riot and was thoroughly heartened to see many, many similar thoughts aired. “Shut them up! it’s embarrassing!” stormed one, “For god’s sake stop those two with their stupid remarks” was another – good stuff. Favourites of mine: Rumania (Voltaj – De La Capat/ All Over Again) and Hungary (Boggie – Wars For Nothing).

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Tescos, rip-offs and market crash? Together?

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Steve Evans raves

I’ve been banging-on about supermarket practices for some years now (February 2013, to be precise), and it seems the media is catching up with me finally.
Guardian – 21/04  –  Supermarkets dupe shoppers out of hundreds of millions
BBC News 21/04  – ‘Which?’ on supermarkets misleading pricing claims

The big leaguers still don’t GET IT, do they?
I’m not sure anyone seriously wants a deal on Eggs or Milk for christsakes (TV adverts this week), if only they gave it a little thought.

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Half what price?

And because they don’t get it,  I don’t give a jot about Tesco’s 6.4 BILLION LOSS – though the numbers are incredible aren’t they?

Especially since it seems to have been such an astoundingly speedy decline, from what seemed an unassailable dominance until now.
Just HOW do you lose that amount of money so quickly?
Foodstuffs need to be the cheapest they absolutely can be, having paid growers, suppliers, transport, and staffing.
If I can’t buy a flat-screen coffee machine at the same shop I chose apples, then so be it.

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Oh dear, Tesco FT drop

Maybe I’ve never given the average shopper as much credit as they deserved?  Maybe “Every little helps” paraded across our TV screens for so long, as the company charged us TWICE as MUCH for some goods as their competitors was a step too far – or, more likely, real Britain needed to look to their wallets – discovered a couple of German supermarkets, and walked.

Connectivity – Blessing or Blight?

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I moved a few weeks ago – I can see the sea now, if I stand on a stool, and the stool itself is balanced on a stack n’ store box – with the lid on – coz the lid adds that critical 2cm you understand.

Thing is . . . . I have no internet, which at first seemed horrible.
Disconnected, unable to converse, comment, catch-up.

After 10 days or so, I had lost that ‘must check the ‘phone ‘pull‘ that sits continuously in an already over-cluttered mind; then I noticed that the Nokia was starting to be left in my work coat pocket, along with the car keys, and anything else that wouldn’t be needed for evening life.

The next day I go to work – allegedly  there is WiFi there – (actually the WiFi is stunningly speedy out on the pavement – and next-to-useless in the building, where I teach just about everything ‘tech’ – a surreal dichotomy.)

At some point in the day I’ll see if I’ve missed anything . . . . . .  you know what?   I haven’t – I really, seriously haven’t.

I might become connected at home in the next 2 weeks, so doubtless I’ll revert back to the drudgery – but feeling the move from ‘must‘ to ‘it doesn’t matter, really‘ was so, so interesting.

Charlie Hebdo – So this is free speech is it?

Je suis Charlie
Je suis bloody sick of this propoganda

It was the same with Sony and kim jong un – the chattering wotnots up-in-arms, social mediocrites (my term) hurling themselves brain-first onto the latest wagon of crap to trundle past their bloated monitors.

This is free speech is it?  Make some godawful mess of a movie portraying a country’s leader as some some sort of half-wit (even if he is) or worse, dig and dig and dig and twist and twist at a whole religion’s prophet?  Sheer obvious bloody common-sense has to tell you this is plainly wrong.

Can you imagine if some unfriendly state had a magazine with cartoon imagery about Jesus Christ?   What do you reckon eh?   Street riots?  Questions in Parliament,  F15’s screeching their hell-fire across the desert as the President deplores this disgusting propaganda?

Because that’s what the Sony is doing, that’s what Charlie Hebdo is doing –  pure Propaganda, and it’s “OK” because it’s “our side” doing it.

No-one can defend the violence of course, but equally no-one can defend the West’s right to keep pedaling this muck at the expense of other people’s religions.

Social media & Business – a view

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A young colleague of mine got me thinking today.
She asked if I was looking forward to teaching our new C & G Digital Marketing course.

I said “Wellllll ……….…yes and no, really” or some other such  reply, and she asked why the “No”.

After a few awkward seconds of silence, in which I realised I had never asked myself the question she asked, let alone explored the answer – I came to the truth, at least for me.

I cannot bloody stand the idea of Social Media for Marketing.  (Just in case some dark suit reads this, this is not a problem – my units revolve around SEO, keywords, Web-building, and the like, the technical stuff, and not social media.)

I don’t think it’s very ‘social’ for one thing.

I think it only works for those under 40ish, and therefore predominantly personal image brands.
Just read that back again – personal image brands.

I think it only works if you have a certain ‘mind state’ or ‘life view’ – or are utterly clueless about advertising twaddle.
If you don’t actually notice that a business is chatting with you as if you’re bestest buddies ever.

I mean, like . . . since ever.

I feel a bit peeved, cheated really,  that some web-based software purporting to be an enabler for friends chatting, sharing . . . blah . . . is also a sales machine.

The sites, the words – my god what am I saying?  The sheer ‘assume with me that you too belong in this state of mind about X, or Y’ is simply breathtaking.
Chock-full of some of the worst excesses of matey ad’ speak, of drowning a reader in a puerile soft-focus nothingness – where a product’s purported x-factor is hyped, eulogised even, to such an extent that – well, what do we say?   Ideas such as value, quality, relevance, even? – god dammit, are never less than a billion light-years away.

I mean – do I really have to be ‘Friends’ with a Cream Cracker in order to enjoy cheese and wine?

Hi GUYS

Hey Guys!!  (don’t you just love that?   you can already FEEL the social/political acceptance leeching into your conciousness can’t you? –
I could have been talking to a bunch of Hippos, or Budgerigars, or even . . . a mixed group of ethnic variations, sexual preferences, ages and colours).

‘trouble is EVERYONE’S at it – wander into ‘Consumptive credos R us’  give it 10 seconds, and some twerp will bound-up to You, your 80 year-old-mother, and the 5 year-old grandschild with “Hi Guys!”

Bastards.

Solstice

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Here it is again.
Seems I made a missed-turn somewhere.  Ever since I was in my teens I’ve struggled like hell to be content when  indoors on really, really nice days.

You think it’s just ‘silliness’ or perhaps you might grow out of it.

I haven’t.  I suppose it’s a bit of a joke amongst family, partners – “Steve won’t travel inland in the summer months” – and it’s true;  I can never in my heart see the point of leaving the coast (especially as that would involve sitting in a metal can, possibly in a traffic-jam – being slowly cooked from above) during the warmer months.

Trouble is, it’s got a bit serious now .

You see I sought, fought, over-qualified and god-knows what else to gain a lectureship at a local F.E. College.  Just when I arrived, so did the relentless erosion of F.E. lecturers’ conditions;  our students might be complete, in fact gone – by the end middle of June, but we must continue on until a specified 3rd week of July, (FIVE WEEKS LATER).  (You’ll be lucky to get three consecutive weeks in ‘summer’).

installing_spring“Better than most!” you scream at the monitor, and you’d be right.
And if you could guarantee good weather for those precious three weeks, I’d be the happy bunny from bunnyland.

Not gonna happen is it though?

I guess I should have plumped for some outsidey thing, what – 30 years ago?